Ebay? Stupid. Sotheby's? Dumb. Christie's? Actually pretty good. Auction! is a comedy show where comedians bring an item and tell a story about it. That item is then auctioned off by the hilarious Chris Sifflet and the also-on-stage Kevin Tor. The comics get the money and it's a jolly good time. Bids start at a quarter and everyone in the audience gets a free first bid from the hosts.